1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they arent looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to got off at 10 minute interveals.
3. Make a trail of lemon juice on the floor leading to the bathrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Put some M&Ms on lay away.
6. Move "Caution Wet Floor" signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell other you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask, "Why wont you people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look by using different sized funnels.
13. Hind in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "Pick me! Pick me!".
14.When an announcement come over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "No! No! It's those voices again!".
15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud. . . . "Hey, We're out of toilet paper in here!!"