One day a little boy came home from school to find his parents were arguing fiercely. Not realizing the child was present, they were throwing said 'Shut up you Bitch!', 'Shut up you Bastard!'
The son looked at his parents and said, 'What do Bitch and Bastard mean?' Surprised to see their son, Dad said, 'Bitch and Bastard is just another name for Ladies and Gentlemen.'
Satisfied with his answer, the little boy went happily to his room. A few weeks later, he awoke in the middle of the night to hear a racket coming from his parents bedroom. He went to investigate.
Mom said 'Oh suck my tits!' Dad said 'Oh lick my Balls!' The little boy said, 'What does tits and balls mean?' see their son standing in the doorway, Mom said ' Tits and Balls is just another name for hats and coats.' Satisfied with the answer, the little boy went back to bed.
The next day, the little boy was in the kitchen while his mother was cutting up a turkey for dinner. She accidentally cut her thumb with the knife, and forgetting that the boy was there, she screamed 'FUCK!'
The little boy asked 'Mom what does FUCK mean?' Not wanting to be a bad mother she said, 'It's just another word for cutting turkey.'
Satisfied with the answer, the little boy went to find his father. His father was in the bathroom shaving and suddenly cut his face with the razor. Not realizing that his son was watching him, he said 'SHIT!' The little boy said 'Dad what does 'SHIT!' mean? 'The Dad said, 'It's just another word for shaving cream.'
The boy, satisfied with the answer, left to go watch TV. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. The family's dinner guests had arrived. Knowing that his parents were busy, the little boy answered the door. He also wanted to show the company what a smart little boy he was. When he opened the door he exclaimed, "Come in BITCHES AND BASTARDS, hang up your TITS AND BALLS, Dad's in the bathroom shaving the SHIT off his face and Mom's in the kitchen FUCKING the turkey."