Avon lady in the elevator
An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart.
She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her
deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He
began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?"
The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells
like someone shit in a pine tree."
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