Looking for Ms Right


A man has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. Because he was a man of means, he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money becuase I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. Then he married the one with the biggest tits.


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