How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her.
Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to amuse.
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? The back of her head.
Why were blondes created? Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Oh look, donut seeds!
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.
Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammer.
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed.
What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data transfer.