That night, the first guest dressed all in green rings the doorbell. "What are suppose to be?" the psychiatrist asks. "I'm green with envy," the guest replies. The psychiatrist says okay and lets him in.
A few minutes later the doorbell rings again. The psychiatrist opens the door and finds someone dressed all in red. "What are you suppose to be?" the psychiatrist asks. "Oh, I'm red with anger," she replies. The psychiatrist says okay and lets her in.
The doorbell rings again and to the psychiatrist's amazement, there were two dark guys standing totally naked at her doorway. "This is a costume party, you have to wear a costume to get in. Come back with a costume and I'll let you in," said the psychiatrist.
The two guys goes in to a convenience store to buy a pear and a custard pie. One takes the pear and sticks it on his dick while the other guy takes the custard pie and sticks it on his dick.
The guys head back to the psychiatrist's party and rings the doorbell. Seeing one guy with a pear attached to his dick and the other guy with a custard pie attach to his dick, the psychiatrist asks what they're suppose to be.
"I'm deep in des-pair," says the guy with the pear attached to his dick. "I'm deep in dis-gust-ed," says the guy with the custard pie attached to his dick. The psychiatrist gives the two guys free psychotherapy.