Questions to think about

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
3. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
4. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
5. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
6. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
7. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language - could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
9. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me that they are cramming for their final exam.
10. If you choked a smurf, what colour would it turn?