"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Red Riding Hood.
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf," taunts Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you fuck off? I'm trying to take a shit!"