2. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how
are you?"
---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
3. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
and tired of putting up with her shit.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
4. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
5. Express Lane: Five beers or less.
---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
6. You're too good for him.
---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
7. No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
8. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
9. Beauty is only a light switch away.
---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
10. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then
let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
---Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
11. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your
hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY