People eat me.
I'm best when I'm hot and juicy.
They love my sausage.
(Pizza)
I've got a big red protrusion.
I come once a year.
I get pulled by a Vixen.
(Santa Claus)
They make passes.
They dribble before they shoot.
Cousey was a little one.
(Basketball Player)
I stick my nose in private places.
I'm a dick.
I'm sneaky when I'm on a tail.
(Private Detective)
The longer I'm in, the harder I get.
I only get laid once.
I'm only eaten once.
(Egg)
I use my tool on your body.
I do it in cars.
I love to play with your parts.
(Mechanic)
I happen when you're in the hole.
When you're in me, everyone knows you're flat.
When you do it, you're belly up.
(Bankruptcy)
I'm game.
I end in "U-C-K ."
I'm horny.
(Buck)
I'm the most fun when I'm going up & down.
There's a string hanging out of me.
I can do tricks all day.
(Yo Yo)
I'm hot and steamy.
I work better on something wet.
I get the wrinkles out.
(Iron)
I'm surrounded by joints.
The wolf couldn't blow me.
I get laid by professionals.
(Brick)
I come with a hole.
Men eat me in the morning.
I can leave your face all sticky.
(Donut)
We get jumped repeatedly.
When we're stacked, we go either way.
We can only get laid on the black ones.
(Checkers)
I'm always very attractive.
I'm always very repulsive.
I'm always either pushing or pulling.
(Magnet)
I sometimes blow a rod.
Lubricant makes me stroke much smoother.
I can be used for pumping.
(Engine)
I'm somewhere between your cheeks.
When there's pain, you take me out.
When I'm strong, my root runs deeps.
(Tooth)
Peckers bang me.
There's sticky stuff inside me.
I'm tall and erect.
(Tree)
I can get stiff.
I have a deep throat inside me.
Men have hair growing out of me.
(Neck)
I'm about 11 inches long.
I can prove that you're a man.
The Doctor checks my box.
(Birth Certificate)